If Only...: ...

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Y'all missed us, huh? No?

But you're still scrolling...

Yep.. I think you missed us a lot...

We did too.

Now see your dedication, persistence and patience paid off...

Okay. So since we've been gone for a few days, add a month or so, this post would be extremely mean if we didn't give you any answers. Not saying we owe you guys any, but because there's at least a heart and a half between the two of us... we will.

(Hi F_Everything!!)

WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

S.T.U.C.K.

Well, one of us anyways.

Seriously. When I say I couldn't type a complete thought to save my life.. Ch! I have never highlighted so much shit in my entire life.

I guess the stress of hauling the load sent me head first into writer's block.

But don't fret. I'M DELIVERED!

And as of the 31st I've been eating popcorn and taking pretty poops.

("writing" for those who don't stalk our tweets)

And GUESS THE FUCK WHAT COONS?! GUESS!!

NOPE. Green's been writing too!!

A few of y'all know what was going down behind the scenes. Or at least saw my rants and notice a change. It got so bad I was really about to say fuck it and hit y'all with a "Can Any Body Here Me" post. But when I was handed 30 something pages of that new new, man... I was too happy.

Not only did I get what I asked for, but I got EXTRA shit.

Y'all know how a coon feel about EXTRA shit!

When I say it's good. I'm mean "Prologue" good. & most of y'all don't know this but.. that's what birth If Only... Yessir. Started from that little front and back page Green forced me to read. Ha! Okay, maybe not forced. But like I was teasing.. she got y'all little Onikafaree shippers backs.

Too bad y'all won't see half of it until chapters from now.

Yep. I know y'all be pressed. But I'on care. Never have, never will. Our URL clearly states "A Whatever Fic" So... you can keep thinking If Only... will carry out and end a certain way all you want to. But I can't even promise the few Dricki readers they'll be satisfied. Sorry guy.

To our fellow writers... the overachievers who post their fics often, that they write all by themselves with the exception of their "team", and can still find time to read our shit and leave comments, but we over here strugglin... y'all cute.

To the haters that are truly Been A Fans..

Like we said before, suck & or lick our BCs. We still keepin it #nappy.
Thanks for the views.

Last but NEVER least...

OUR READERS!!!!

I know it's apparent that yous a reader if you've been reading this far.

Just let me have my moment okay. Okay.

I'on know how many times I can say this.. or will, but we appreciate all the love and support. ALL OF IT!

The Views, Comments, Mentions, DMs, TwitLongers, Emails, Quotes, and Shouts Outs.

That's what motivates us. Really. I start new projects every week. And half of 'em might not ever see completion. But y'all carry me through this one. Swear it gives me life knowing someone's checking for my work. Shit, y'all give Green life too. Don't let the cold heart full you. It's just easier for me to show it. Which is crazy cuz in real life people probably think I'm meaner. But watch I get my ear chewed off for posting this by myself. Whatever.

I need to wrap this up like a Popeyes Po' Boy sandwich that I've been craving for days.

Sue me for being so extra.

Just something we don't want y'all to forget..