Chapter 25: October Varies Opaqueness

Uhm Lemme Think, WhatCouldIDo Tah Kick It Off? -___- Hey y'all. Not gon do too much talking. How Bout I Come All On Yo Zick And Zen I Lick It Off? People can be soooo distracting. Y U Mad? Was worth the wait. & S/o to @TeamOnikaFaree Hopefully that's your twitter. lol. Enjoy.

                                                                                                                          Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                        Green & Purp

Interlude 3: Alfred Bitchcock Tennyson

AMAS SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah buddy! Who you know fresher than Nic? Riddle Me That? S/o to @TeamMinajWales (Cries) *sighs* Rastafari. [rolls eyes] Read.

                                                                                                                            Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                       Green & Purp

Chapter 24: V.asoactive I.ntestinal P.olypeptide

TAKE CARE
                                                                                                                                Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                         Green & Purp

Interlude 2: Juicy

Hey y'all. If you were on twitter earlier, you saw some of what went down & if you didn't, know I'm still here. Just tired of the one sided shit. But not to lend anymore energy to it... The A$$ video was dope. & I'd like to make another public apology. But go read cuz you know this ain't for you.                                                                                                                

                                                                                                                              Cooncerely,                                                                                                                                                        [rolls eyes]

Sorry for flipping out on you the other day. I do appreciate what you've done for us. Especially cuz you don't have to. I know it ain't easy & you know I've tried. lol. I just get caught up sometimes. Ok. A lot. But I mean no harm. Anyways, I hope you forgive me & still read. Even if we don't collaborate no more. You got gifts. Use them. & Good looking out on the prayer. I know you said you would out of anger, but I bet yo punk ass really did. O_o *giggles* What is that creepy shit anyways? Look like a face you'd make after getting jooked in the butt. Oop. Go read. *goes to hide* 

                                                                                                                              -Management

Chapter 23: This Is What WE Dew

Speechless. Uhm... yeah. S/o to @NickiMmemphis You don't comment no mo, but we still love you. No Really.. I'm Speechless. I'm tired like.. THE hardest chapter so far. Oop. *smh & washing my hands*
En-Mutha-F*@#$%-Joy
                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                    Green & Pure

Feel Or No Feel?

ATTENTION ALL COONS!!! THANKS FOR ENJOYING OUR SHITS & GIGGLES SO FAR! Proper S/o to @Illtakeuhigh Follow Her. & we'll have a post of this sort shouting out all the fics we know of coming out. Soonish. ??? 

                                                                                                                     Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                      Green&Purp

Chapter 22: Sweet Samples of Regret

So I called Green's cell like five times, but if I wait any longer my promise will be broken. & if y'all learn anything about me through this project, no I'm big on keeping my word. I'm no where near perfect and to expect me to be, or anyone else for that matter, would be foolish. With that random insight said... S/o to @PINKMunyBARBIEShe's cool people. I'm tryna catch up with her fic but a certain someone who think they A Pimp Name Slickback & I'm the hoe chasing after him in some heels won't pick up. & I can barely walk in 'em. I'd shout it out too, but we doing a post real soon, specifically for that reason. But we neither here nor there *Jadakiss voice* Enjoy this, cause I guess y'all wasn't feeling the last one.

                                                                                                  Cooncerely,

                                                                                                               Cristal, like the champagne.

Chapter 21: When It Waynes.. It Pours

I'ma choke Green if she keep playing with me *pauz*. I Like That Choking Shit. O.o Anyways, S/o to TripleT aka Toni? aka Porno fic. Got a twitter? PINK FRIDAY ROMAN RELOADED BITCHESSS!!! Sure sure. M.A.C., OPI & And A Fragrance Too... Apparel, she dominating every avenue. Enjoy y'all. P.s. You ain't special Over Achiever. [rolls eyes]
                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                      Green & Purp

Chapter 20: Dem Waan Chase Like Petal Pt. 2

Congrats to Nic on the AMA nods. Yeah. I Can't Wait Til SNL. Whaaa? lol. But #Dricki might be in full effect tonight. And I Still Won't Let It Be Great. Ch. No body asked for your approval. Oop. S/o to Weirdo.♥. Do you.. Just kidding. Everybody go follow @iBodyyBitches Yeasss! We'll tweet our offer tomorrow when everyone's awake. IN EMILIO PUCCI!!! smh. *listens to Make Me Proud* Enjoy. IN THEMIDDLEOFYO COOCHIE!!!
                                                                                                                                Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                        Green & Purp

Interlude 1: Niggas Em Barrassed

I WAS gonna make y’all an offer. Something to give our opinionated readers some “say so”. Too bad Green isn’t picking up so I can run the idea by her. (ring) (ring) (ring) (ring) (ring) (ri) (you.. *click* Errrrrrrr! SEE, I’m DONE. Have fun.

                                                                                                            Yada yada... -Purp -_-

Chapter 20: Dem Waan Chase Like Petal

See what had happened was.. It's in the past. A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$...  I wish Green was here to clown with me. Anyhoo.. S/o to @NickisCareBear. Follow her, she's a sweetheart. & Don't worry Onikafaree-ians.. I talked to her yesterday (the reason I couldn't keep my promise & post) She'll be back soon. Enjoy
                                                                                                                           Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                       Green & Purp

Chapter 19: We A Mess

We know.. but we have lives. Greater priorities like school, family, and other projects. Y'all will learn to freakin' deal. :-p S/o to @SoPinkBarbie ..follow her. & if you hadn't notice.. we appreciate every single one of our readers. Your comments, even the crazy and bossy ones, give us motivation.   
                                                                                                                     Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                      Green & Purp

Chapter 18: Monty Hall's Problem

TEN Pages Tho. Ikr some of you guys ask for THE most. & that IS the most.. you'll be getting. Hong Kong BITCHES! S/o to the group prayer. Definitely. & S/o to TeamMinajLexi. Got A Twitter? Yep, cuz we looked and couldn't find it. & Dead At The Addition That Purp Put On The Background. Oop. U mad? Y'all betta enjoy.

                                                                                                                           Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                          Green & Purp

Chapter 17: Playing to the Beat

 Well, here we go.. the start to longer chapters. Be Careful What You Wish For. -_- [rolls eyes] Anyways, proper shout out to @ItsAiyannaBxtch Yeah, And About 9/9-10 *salty face* Ch. & 9/11 :-( Right. Our hearts go out all the victims and their love ones. Enjoy 

                                                                                            Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                     Green & Purp

Chapter 16: Got You Covered

 I Missed You Bitches!!! She really did. NickiOnANTM!!! IKR... but what would be better is NickiOnTyra. I Can't Wait Till That Day. Shout out to Stay Young, got a twitter? Yeah, Shout Out To Her. We see Nic got y'all panties in a bunch. Leave Her Alone. & Enjoy. 

                                                                                              Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                       Green & Purp

Chapter 15: Chain Snatch Pt. 2

Congratulations to Nicki Minaj for winning Best Hip-Hop Video at the VMAs for Super Bass. Fly is EPIC.. well done. Congrats to Beyonce & Jay-Z on the offspring. Go cop Tha Carter IV.                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                          Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                         Green & Purp

Chapter 15: Chain Snatch

Yo... that special was nice. Yeah, EBT Finally Got Something Right. R.I.P. Aaliyah. Man it's so sad. I Know, But She's In A Better Place. True... so back to the mission.. giving y'all what y'all came here for. More. PAUZ? No pauz. BTW, Bey In That 1+1 Video. Lawd Of Mercy. Smh. No her actually mouthing "algeba".. I can't. Enjoy.

                                                                                                                   Cooncerely          

                                                                                                                                     Green & Purp

Chapter 14: Maple Bacon

8 more days til the VMAs!!! Nic is definitely taking home 3 awards. And guess wha? Well apparently you guys get another chapter. Woohoo. -_- Don't be dry. You gotta be more delicate.. and wet. :O PAUZ *ques splash sound effect* *Walks Away* Sorry guys.. Enjoy.
                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                     Green & Purp

Chapter 13: Cold Front

Well well well, where have you guys been? I know school's started for some of y'all, but you can't just abandon us.. ain't that right Green. I'm Not Even In The Mood. Well excuse the fuck out of me. -_____- But seriously, we apologize for the long time. I have a feeling this will become a regular thing. ¬_¬ Enjoy.

                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,

                                                                                                             Green & Purp

Chapter 12: He Know

Hey y'all, here's a lil something. The "Continuance" That Y'all Wanted. What's crazy is I hadn't noticed that we don't necessarily keep going.. Unless There's A Part 2.  We're thinking about improving our writing style. Maybe. Shouts Outs to Anonymous(s) Enjoy.

                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                        Green & Purp

Chapter 11: Nunya Bizness

CONGRATS NICKI!!!! You Won! Yeah, sorry about that tease on Sunday... we were gonna post. Get Some Sleep Nic. Please. And Just A Heads Up.. The next 9 chapters have been written in the previous months. Yeah, But Don't Be Mad That We Haven't Posted Them. We gotta keep y'all coming back. Pauz. But Shout Out To Youhatin1. Gotta twitter? ENJOY BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! o.o
                                                                                                                  Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                     Mean & Purp

Chapter 10: Absolutely, Maybe Pt. 2

Soo... Here We Are.... This Chapter... Yep yep, know y'all been wating Yeah And You Guys Will Be Disappointed.. Part 2... :/ *side eyes Green and the rest of y'all Drake shaders* Shit, Nic's fair game.. no offense. -______- I'm just saying.. when you're the baddest.. Anyhoo, proper Shout out to @SoftLykeButta;-) Get over it and Enjoy!
                                                                                                                Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                               Green & Purp

Chapter 10: Absolutely, Maybe

Absolutely Not. Really? Yes. Wait. No. Idk. Anyways. Shoutout To TMDC's M4L. They Gave US LIFE With That. Sure Ya Right. Also Shoutout To @nickisalute For The Comments. And that micionaaron20 person... got a twitter? Welp Enough Of This. I Really Missed You Guys. Just Been Hella Busy.. Taking long ass naps. Yeah. That. Anyways. Enjoy.

                                                                                                                       Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                                 Green & Purp

Chapter 9: Deetz

First & Foremost. Shoutout to @TMAngel_ I dunno what to say. Purp is extremely sleepy. Like she just closed her eyes. Aww. Poor soul. So uh, yeah, how 'bout those Knicks? #Dadundun. I can't go on. Is she talking to herself? Goodnight. Sweet dreams. Goodnight??? Anywho, Chapter 9 everybody. It's sheisty, but LIFE IS SHEISTY! *side eyes Nicki* And On That Note.                                                                                          

                                                                                              Cooncerely,

                                                                                                             Green & Purp

Chapter 8: Same Page

Bitch nigga you could neva eva, neva eva, neva eva - Remember that song? Yes... random. But anyhoo, we love the comments. S/o to @F_YoTweetinName. Shot out to Nicki's blonde dancer. No comment. Nooo forreal, Nicki & her... Like.... Pssh. Umph! Need I say more? Please. Back to the topic at hand. Don't act like y'all didn't like the last chapter. Bitch nigga you could neva eva...GET ON MY LEVEL! WHAT! WHAT! YEAH! Smh. Disclaimer.. I had no input in this one. Enjoy
                                                                                                              Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                  Green & Purp

Chapter 7: Get Back To Me Then

Because Green wants to tease y'all and let shit slip we gone  let y'all have another. Amber Rose is pretty. Really!?! Yeah, really pretty. I can't with you today. I love all the pictures of her and Nicki. Anyways, shout out to our coon @ItsMarthaBitch Yeah. Enjoy. I did writing it. ;-)

                                                                                                        Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                         Green & Purp

Chapter 6: The Morning After

BWAHAHAHAHA *LAUGHS EVILLY* You are a freaking loon. Nah, I'm a coon. Womp Womp.. but no really, you guys really liked Ch 5 Pt 2 huh. *giggles* LIFE. Smh, freaks. Eeh, Ooh, I'm done. *Mila Kunis Voice* *Exits stage left* Enjoy.

                                                                            Cooncerely,

                                                                                                                 Green & Purp

Chapter 5: Pussy Monsta Pt. 2

S/o to @F1ColdFrontWife Follow her On Twitter. Amen. I love all our readers. POW! Drake get on my nerves sometimes, but he cool. Yeah, we see the shade.. let Drake be great. What if you were in his position? Pauz. Oh, and sorry for the wait. Haha, go cop that too. Have fun, not to much. Enjoy.
                                                                                                                        Cooncerly,
                                                                                                                                         Green & Purp

Chapter 5: Pussy Monsta

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Chapter 4: A Beautiful Day

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Chapter 3: Is You Mad?

This is it. S/o to MO being a boy. IKR, this shit.. but it's kinda funny. Yeah, but no.. it's like, nobody has to be who the claim they are. Niggas shouldn't even be surprised. True, it is twitter. Okay y'all... enjoy. 
                                                                                                Cooncerly, 
                                                                                                                 Green & Purp

Chapter 2: Two For One

Such an inspirational speech. Why yes, it was. You would dead the conversation with that comment. Yeah, I would... S/o to S.B. for taken his coon ol' time with that trailer. Tweet nigga tweet. IKR.. but glade y'all liked the first chapter. Yeah, S/o to @ohNAElovinNicki & @BreezyDaHcoBarb Yeah, s/o to them. Minutes later... That was fuckin LIFE! Yesss! Beyond.. hope they keep with it. Get to reading. :-P

                                                                        Cooncerely,

                                                                                         Green & Purp

Chapter 1: Food For S.B.

S/o to my undies. What!?! I mean you know, that prologue... #. So.. hope y'all liked it.. can't really tell by the lack of comments. -_- My bad, it's cool. Naw it ain't. I want to know what you guys think. Yeah, would be nice. But enough of this. Here's the first chapter! 
                                                                                                              Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                               Green & Purp

Prologue

Sooooo, *blank stare* ugh... here's a taste of what we got cooking.. Beef Stew. That's cute. Sure ya right. Oh okay.. get a life. Done. Next? You need help. Don't we all? Anyhoo... enjoy.
                                                                                                                   Cooncerely,
                                                                                                                                      Green & Purp

1-900-ITS-TIME

WARNING!!! (Who da hell is dis?...) Our bad. If you ain't a barbie this fic ain't none of ya freakin' beezwax! But back to da thuggin... WELCOME TO OUR SHITS & GIGGLES! Well, it's actually a fic for #tm... about.. *whispers* #Onikafaree. Ummm.. #Dricki allday. Anyways, hope y'all enjoy and if not, suck &/or lick our BCs. Until next time, keep it #nappy

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